Taw a puddytat, uh-uh-oh; I tought I
Taw a puddytat, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh.
Puddytat, puddytat, you've got gwowers;
They send no fwowers to me fwom you.
Pwease take a powder,
To use argot, "Puddytat, bwow!
Puddytat, puddytat, I watch you,
Pest, go screw,
Do, pwease go, puddytat, bwow!

Taw a puddytat, uh-uh-oh; I tought I
Taw a puddytat, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh.
Puddytat, puddytat, I'd be fiwwing your gut;
God wiwwing, I'll escape you.
Don't go and shake up my cage,
I'll put you in your pwace.
Puddytat, puddytat, I watch you,
Pest, go scwew,
Go eat some, puddytat, pwaice.

Chaw some, puddytat, go-o-o-o-o-o,
Chaw some, puddytat, go-o-o-o-o-o.
Puddytat, puddytat, eat some fishes
They're so dewicious, omegas too
You will be hissing
If I peck your puddytat wips.
Puddytat, puddytat, I watch you,
Pest, go chew.
Chew with your puddytat wips
Go-o-o-o!
Food dat de puddytats pwize,
Go-o-o-o!
Food dat yiewds, puddytat, woe.