They've not on Google pulled strings to make it data-dump,
They've not on Google pulled strings, like on those Yahoo chumps,
MSN "How high?" asks, mealymouthed, when they say, "Jump!"
"Unconstitutional!" Google's reply,
"They wanna spy."

They got delusional. . .say they're out to dampen crime
And grab those porno louts, put 'em out of business; I'm
Of the opinion that their heads are way up their rumps.

They've not on Google bullshitted to make it play
Their games, so the courts may
Have to decide who wins this time.
Roberts and his crew could be tellin' you
That you've got less safety online.

So I'm for Google pulling. . . combat the data dumps,
So I'm for Google pulling. . . lambast the data chumps.
If Google ever finds itself facing the big nine,
I hope for Google they will find and not for the snooping crew,
No, no, no-oh, no-oh. . . .