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Song Parodies -> "Wonky-Talk Woman"
Original Song Title:
"Honky Tonk Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Wonky-Talk Woman"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Crank it up all the way.
I met a college-educated female
She did her postgraduate work at MIT
She graduated from Berkeley summa cum laude
She said, "I'll call you, don't bother calling me....."
She's a wo-o-o-o-oooon-ky-talk woman!
Gimme, gimme, gimme that wonky-talk girl!
She was ever so much more than computer literate
She telecommunicated like a pro
I asked her if she'd like to share my spreadsheet
She said, "Stick that floppy thing exactly where the sun don't show."
She's a wo-o-o-o-oooon-ky-talk woman!
Gimme, gimme, gimme that wonky-talk girl!
I asked her if she'd ever had multiple orgasms
She told me yes but not so recently
I showed her my collection of unused condoms
She said, "Put 'em on ice, boy, until you get your Ph.D...."
She's a wo-o-o-o-oooon-ky-talk woman!
Gimme, gimme, gimme that wonky-talk girl!
She's a wo-o-o-o-oooon-ky-talk woman!
Gimme, gimme, gimme that wonky-talk girl!
She did her postgraduate work at MIT
She graduated from Berkeley summa cum laude
She said, "I'll call you, don't bother calling me....."
She's a wo-o-o-o-oooon-ky-talk woman!
Gimme, gimme, gimme that wonky-talk girl!
She was ever so much more than computer literate
She telecommunicated like a pro
I asked her if she'd like to share my spreadsheet
She said, "Stick that floppy thing exactly where the sun don't show."
She's a wo-o-o-o-oooon-ky-talk woman!
Gimme, gimme, gimme that wonky-talk girl!
I asked her if she'd ever had multiple orgasms
She told me yes but not so recently
I showed her my collection of unused condoms
She said, "Put 'em on ice, boy, until you get your Ph.D...."
She's a wo-o-o-o-oooon-ky-talk woman!
Gimme, gimme, gimme that wonky-talk girl!
She's a wo-o-o-o-oooon-ky-talk woman!
Gimme, gimme, gimme that wonky-talk girl!
ĐBob Gomez 2004
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Bob - not sure if all those long-syllabled words really give all that fine a pace match, but I liked this one and went "5's" across because the original song has a bit of a loose pace-structure itself, so with a bit of squeezing it all might just work. Clever story-line and execution of same.
Heh heh heh! So what DOES "Ph.D." stand for, anyway (Johnny D asks in a lame attempt to spur some witty and randy commentary) ?
The polysyllabism complements the subject matter. My spa has Ph.D. Gotta add some sodium bicarb.
"I asked her if she'd like to share my spreadsheet" :-)
Too bad I canīt use that line on the Swedish women around here.
Too bad I canīt use that line on the Swedish women around here.
good one...5s
Love it!
Paul: thanks for the vote of confidence on the pacing. When I did this one live a while back, it was "Educated Liberated Woman," which works just about as well.
Johnny D: I don't know--how about Doctor of Phistology?
John Barry: a Phish Diver? Thanks.
Know1: What, I thought the Swedish Exceled at this stuff.
Alvin, Melhi: thanks for your comments, happy you enjoyed the parody.....d;:^)
Johnny D: I don't know--how about Doctor of Phistology?
John Barry: a Phish Diver? Thanks.
Know1: What, I thought the Swedish Exceled at this stuff.
Alvin, Melhi: thanks for your comments, happy you enjoyed the parody.....d;:^)
Well, I can always try, no matter what the result canīt be worse than that time I tried the Swedish equivalent of "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?". =8-()
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