-> "Boxy Lady"
Original Song Title:
"Foxy Lady"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Boxy Lady"
The Lyrics
Boxy
Boxy
You told me you were a hardcore gamer
Boxy
Kinda hoped that your thoughts would be much tamer
She's so boxy
You're gettin' way too close
Don't say you're pure of heart, no
This is way beyond just "like", not right
Ooh-ooh, boxy lady
Boxy
Boxy
I've seen you, heh, pressed to the screen
Boxy
While makin' noises so damn obscene
Ooh-ooh, boxy
Ah, buddy, listen now
Can't see what you like
Man, I'm tired of squintin' to make out her thighs, hurts
How can 8-bit be "lithe"? Ain't right
Ooh-ooh, boxy lady
This is wrong now
Boxy
Boxy
Boxy
Boxy
Hoped it was a joke
Don't do that with your tongue, gross
Look at fanart online, makes sense to my brain
Whoo-ooh, boxy lady
This is wrong, buddy
It's so wrong (boxy)
Please don't make me smack you
Ooh-ooh, boxy
Wipe up your drool now (boxy)
Boxy
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (boxy)
Turn it off now, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, matee (boxy)
Whoo-ooh, calm down, mate (boxy)
Quit, oh yeah-eah-eah-eah (boxy)
Aw, boxy lady
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