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Song Parodies -> "Adieu Ron Ron"

Original Song Title:

"Da Doo Ron Ron"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Crystals

Parody Song Title:

"Adieu Ron Ron"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

DeSantis was never going to beat Trump while trying to appeal to the same people.. it took him an inordinate amount of time (and money) to see what everyone else did straight away. Maybe he was hoping the courts would get there a bit more speedily.

But I'd still kinda like someone to ask Trump what he thinks the word "sanctimonious" means
The governor of Florida, we knew of him
It's you Ron, Ron, Ron, it's you Ron, Ron
Somebody told him the top job he'd win
Wahoo! Ron: run Ron, wahoo! Run, Ron

Yeah! He really meant
Yeah! To be President
But.. then he talked a lot
What you Ron, Ron, Ron? What you Ron, Ron?

He fought a culture war and burned a book or two
Who knew Ron, Ron, Ron? Who knew Ron, Ron?
He tried to present himself as Trump Mk2
So, you or Don, Ron? Yep, Ron or Don?

Yeah, that couldn't be
A... winning strategy
Pick between Trump and him?
Ya screwed, Ron, Ron, Ron, ya screwed Ron, Ron

Then the folk of Iowa said "On your bike"
Not you, Ron, Ron, Ron, eschew Ron, Ron
The more they saw of Ron, you know the less they liked
So screw Ron, Ron, Ron, yes screw Ron, Ron

Yeah, he lost because
Yes, we saw who he was
Nobody wanted him then
Adieu Ron, Ron, Ron, adieu Ron, Ron
Ha ha ha ha
Adieu Ron, Ron
Adieu Ron, Ron
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Pacing: 1.3
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Overall Rating: 1.3
Total Votes: 101

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Agrimorfee - January 22, 2024 - Report this comment
And of course the Trump-loving Mystery Voter has stuffed your box with 1s, even though the subject has nothing to with Don and works in its favor. Great job for jumping on the news so quickly Phil, a meaningless 555 for you.
Rick Duncan - January 22, 2024 - Report this comment
Good to see you here, Phil. Keep yankin' us Yanks. I'm ready to move.
hAtter - January 22, 2024 - Report this comment
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Phil Alexander - January 23, 2024 - Report this comment
@Agrimorfee - I think nearly every parody I have written since Donald Trump's Inauguration Speech (http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/allansherman54.shtml ) has been hit with dozens of 1-votes, irrespective of topic. His victory definitely emboldened the sort of person who previously had been worried that showing just how stupid they were in public might be a bad thing; he proved that lying meant that understanding stuff, compassion and having even the tiniest bit of brainpower were no longer necessary to be president, so why should anyone else bother with them?

Hi Rick - when're you going to be over here next? Must play some more rude songs in the British Library forecourt again some time :-D

hAtter - that's a very slow countdown.. when's 4 coming? :-)
Zen Adam B. - January 23, 2024 - Report this comment
ron and nikki are tronald lite. Just like in 1932 Germany the party of evil wants the real one. The good news is tronald is going to lose in a landslide to Joe, then comes Kamala in '28!
eeL deaL - January 23, 2024 - Report this comment
was fun to sing. good riddence to the praiser of slavery.

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