He met her on a Monday in the House of Blues,
Lana Clarkson went to his chateau
Somebody told her that his name was Phil,
He shot her dead, then hired Shapiro,

Yeah, her heart stood still
Yes, his name was Phil,
And when he walked her home
He shot her dead, then hired Shapiro,

He's the world's most famous record Producer
But Phil Spector always carried a gun,
Did she make fun of his small penis size,
If she dissed him he surely got even.

Phil, was once so big,
King of the Sixties, Dig?
And when he walked her home,
Something snapped and then he pulled the trig.

(Sax solo)

They tell us that she commit suicide,
With Phil's gun in his LA chateau,
Something tells me that ain't gonna fly,
He shot her dead, then hired Shapiro,

But I still like Phil,
I think he's just ill,
And when he walked her home
He shot her dead, then hired Shapiro.