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Song Parodies -> "Pukey"
Original Song Title:
"Spooky"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Classics IV
Parody Song Title:
"Pukey"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
What a fool is believing,
When ev'rything is gettin' kinda movey.
I'm crawlin' to an ass chew,
Oh Good Lord please pity me, she'll kick my booty.
When I get home,
She'll be all ready to fight.
Then call the cops, to say, I'm tight.
Drunk and kind of crazy,
With a pukey little hurl to do.
When alcohol gets messin',
I always seem to go right on to stinkin'.
So what's a fella s'possed to do,
When for sure a little rye he's been a-drinkin'.
Too much corn juice, that I just barely can stand,
Upside my head, a frying pan.
Drunk and kind of crazy,
With a pukey little hurl to do.
---- Instrumental Interlude ----
If I decide today,
To drink a little grain at Hol-i-day Inn.
Then maybe by last call,
When my liver is a startin' to decayin'.
I'll pose a toast,
Where is that bottle Jim Beam?
So I suppose, my liver's green.
Drunk and kind of crazy,
With a pukey little hurl to do.
Pukey...
Pukey
Oh-whoa, all right
I said pukey
Oooooh, yeah, yeah
I said pukey
When ev'rything is gettin' kinda movey.
I'm crawlin' to an ass chew,
Oh Good Lord please pity me, she'll kick my booty.
When I get home,
She'll be all ready to fight.
Then call the cops, to say, I'm tight.
Drunk and kind of crazy,
With a pukey little hurl to do.
When alcohol gets messin',
I always seem to go right on to stinkin'.
So what's a fella s'possed to do,
When for sure a little rye he's been a-drinkin'.
Too much corn juice, that I just barely can stand,
Upside my head, a frying pan.
Drunk and kind of crazy,
With a pukey little hurl to do.
---- Instrumental Interlude ----
If I decide today,
To drink a little grain at Hol-i-day Inn.
Then maybe by last call,
When my liver is a startin' to decayin'.
I'll pose a toast,
Where is that bottle Jim Beam?
So I suppose, my liver's green.
Drunk and kind of crazy,
With a pukey little hurl to do.
Pukey...
Pukey
Oh-whoa, all right
I said pukey
Oooooh, yeah, yeah
I said pukey
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| 5 | 10 | 7 | 7 |
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Long ago, been there, done that, grateful to have survived! Good job, Guy.
pretty good... definitely doesn't deserve the 5-1-1 someone gave this and a bunch of other well-written parodies today. And this one isn't even political. Maybe the ones guy just got tired of people complaining about the pacing vote.
I'm giving you fives for a good parody and to counter the ones SFB, who hit you as well as me today.
5's to counter the one's and also for a super parody!! Good job, Guy.
Superb as usual, Guy. 5's across the board
And my vote was indeed 55.5 Proof.
barfin' ya up some fives
Been there done...darn, JD beat me to it again!!!
Thanks everyone for imbibing in this spirited parody. I also have been there, done this and puked on the T-shirt.
I've been there too. I feel it's a compliment when I get "one'd" along with you, Guy
Thanks Rick, I catch your drift.
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