With ferocious cougars
Normal courtship has no place.
Dear, dear, dear, no,
Dear, dear, dear, no,
Dear, dear, oh dear, no

Once they’ve looked you over,
Then it’s straight back to their place,
Yes, yes, yes dear,
Yes, yes, yes, dear,
Yes, yes, oh dear, yes.

Hunting Cougars can be lots of fun,
Say you’re rich and watch the ladies run.

Hunting cougars on the Internet,
On the, on the, on the Internet.
Yah!

You all know how forward cougars are,
On the, on the, on the Internet!

They laugh,
They kid,
They drink more than they should,
There’s no use stopping them
When the hunting’s getting good!

Hunting cougars on the Internet,
On the, on the, on the Internet.
Yah!

They laugh,
They kid,
They drink more than they should,
There’s no use stopping them
When the hunting’s getting good!

"Hey dude, I totally think that she's into me."
"Yeah, man, I can totally see her looking at you."
"Oh wait...is that her kid! Hell no, I'm not tapping that."
"But look at that ass tho..."

Cougar’s don’t go out on rainy nights.
On the web they wet their appetites!

Hunting cougars on the Internet,
On the, on the, on the Internet.
Yah!

How many cougars have you seen
With funny sobriquets,
Dear, dear, dear, no,
Dear, dear, dear, no,
Dear, dear, oh dear, no

“Spicy mom” and “Lots of fun”
and “Want to be my pet?”
Dear, dear, dear, no,
Dear, dear, dear, no,
Dear, dear, oh dear, no

Hunting Cougars can be lots of fun,
Say you’re rich and watch the ladies run.

Hunting cougars on the Internet,
On the, on the, on the Internet.
Yah!