Song Parodies -> "Cunning Spy"

Original Song Title:

"Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

"Cunning Spy"

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The Lyrics

...bond, james bond...

he is a flirt with girls
courtly, in his ways
found in britain's version
of the CIA
guards the land he loves so dearly
in ingenious ways

cunning spy
deals with criminals, crazy
his directives, not hazy
he keeps the peace at home

oh, cunning spy
he performs acts of magic
with the wonderful gadgets
he'll be hauling along

he became a legend on the silver screen
and he has got some great reviews
he's not week in his scenes...no siree !

oh, cunning spy
with inventions, fantastic
and explosives of plastic
to set off blasts so strong

cunning spy will whack those creeps !

i like him..oh yeah
ooh...i like slick spies in loud violent movies
my kind of movies
things going boom
sending lowlifes off to their doom

he's an agent of some note across the sea
licensed, he, for killing, if he please...yessiree !

cunning spy
deals with criminals, crazy
his directives, not hazy
he keeps the peace at home

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MasonR - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment

Great job here, agent 555!

Leo Keough - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment

555 - Great job!! - Your humor has a license to kill! - Good thing the voting scale range isn't from 0 to 10, or I would have been tempted to rate it 0-0-7 just for the fun of it.

Christie Marie M - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment

...Rhodes, Alvin Rhodes...This world is not enough without your creativity and sense of humor! You're quite a professional when it comes to parody writing! Anyways, I dig James Bond movies. I also remembered watching Agent Cody Banks, who's like a younger James Bond. 5's all the way, Agent Rhodes!!

alvin - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks mason, leo and christie...i watched 'goldfinger" recently...still my favorite bond flick

AFW - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment

Yeah, can't beat those Bond films, especially when it was played by Sean Connery...the only real Bond, in my book...fine weaving, here

2Eagle - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment

Five broads for you.

MissHoneyBunny - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment

Sir Alvin, I do agree with Lord L'Air de Farce here. Mr Connery is the only JamesBond par excellence. I have seen him play golf at Pebble Beach & My dad got me into the Del Monte Club to see him up close . . . but I was too shy(so is Sean!) but I did get to speak to Micheline in French ! merci, le petite Madame Connery!

alvin - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks AFW...yep...sean connery was the MAN...thanks 2eagle and MissHoneyBunny...very cool !

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