-> "How to Eat Food"
Original Song Title:
"Hey Jude"
Parody Song Title:
"How to Eat Food"
The Lyrics
Hey, Food! it's time to eat
Take a bread slice and make it buttered
Remember to let it into your mouth
This will assist in it's consumption
with Food, don't be afraid
You had bought it now go and eat it
The minute you let it into you mouth
It will got south and you'll feel better
And any time you feel a pain, with food, refrain
from washing it down with Pepsi Cola
Well don't you know that its a doof who breaks a tooth
By applying pressure with his molar
Hey, Food! go on and eat
Take a bread slice and make it buttered
Remember to let it into your mouth
This will assist in it's consumption
So chow right down and lacerate, with food, and wait,
For the the digestive process to happen
And don't you know that for tough beef, that Food, ,
use teeth, the movement you need is with your molar
chew, chew chew chew chew chew chew, chew chew chew chew, eat food etvc etc etc etc
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