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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Juicer"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Loser"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Juicer"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

I'm a juicer
I'm a juicer
And I'll mash & pulp up pears for thee

All solid stuff I leave runny and squooshed
Clear when I'm done all fruit's cleverly mushed
So toss or hurl me a melon, (no rind)
If, should you use me, take care if you're blind

I'm a juicer
I'm low-cost (with tax) on Channel 3
I'm a juicer
I'm a hot Yuppie accessory

In go the apples, now push button down
No need for masks or no pro-tective gown
I swear there's nothing I can't pulverize
Forget the lid, I'll splash stuff in the skies!

I'm a juicer
And the Zen fountain sits near to me
I'm a juicer
As I chop up apples, pears, kiwis

What have I done to deserve such a fate
I realize I've grown dusty of late
Tho' I'm still new, I like breadmaker, pale
I'm selling now at the second-hand sale

I'm a juicer
And by Christmas there is sure to be
One less juicer
All replaced by next fad gadgetry
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alvin rhodes - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
pulverized...with laughter....this blended nicely with the OS...5s
John Barry - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Beatle that fruit to a pulp. 5s
Major-General Johnny D - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Jolly good way to get your vittaminns !!
MasonR - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Love the progression from new toy to yard sale item. Can't wait for the dance, er, mix. 555
Meriadoc - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone!
Rick C - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Pulverized this one! 555
wandlimb - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Definitely describes the lifecycle of my former appliance.
Peregrin - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
"Appliance"? Eh?
mandamoo - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I have one of you in the cupboard right beside the crepe-maker and the crock-pot and the....oh never mind..... Too clever, you two !!!
the bono - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny and easy going

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