Song Parodies -> "I'm a Boozer"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Loser"

Original Performer:

"I'm a Boozer"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Rick Duncan and Mike Pacholek have already ably done this title, but we wanted to add ours to the mix. :-)

I'm a boozer
I'm a boozer
And my Duff brings lots of cheer to me

I've ordered lots of the stuff and have tossed
It down my gul-let, I'm always half sauced
Here is a world full of swilling, no end
Just fill a pool, please give me the deep end

I'm a boozer
And a shot's not e-nough beer for me
I'm a boozer
And you're not quite very clear to me

And though I crap on, in fact, I have found
Give me a cask I can drink till I drown
No fears that all of my brain cells run dry
What do I care for as long as I'm high?

I'm a boozer
And my eyes fo-cus all blearily
I'm a boozer
Everyone looks like the Queen to me...

A pickled herring, preserved, put on weight
Why, I'm surprised my genes still procreate
I've come unglued, my name, cannot recall
I'll get up you for no reason at all

I'm a boozer
And I've lost all rationality
I'm a boozer
And I wander round so beersily...

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alvin rhodes - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

i found this rollicking...and i don't think i've ever typed that word before ....love the "beersily"...5s

Michael Pacholek - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you for A) properly crediting, B) doing a song about a different boozer, and C) doing it very well.

John Barry - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Bottoms up. 5s

Rick D - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

What Michael said...

Johnny D - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

555 proof!

MasonR - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Nice job! Now combine this with your other "I'm A Loser" parody today...and you get mixed drinks for all!

Meriadoc - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks all! :-)

mandamoo - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Intoxicating ! Hmmm.....I guess I now have a choice of TWO titles that the OS will now be known as ! :D

the bono - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment

This one ranks among your best works for me ..keep it up

Peter Andersson - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Yesterday... there was an episode of The Simpsons where Homer was arguing with himself:

-I shouldn't drive when I'm this drunk!
-Hey wait! I shouldn't listen to myself when I'm this drunk
THAT constitutes a boozer IMHO! :-)

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