Song Parodies -> "Candy"

Original Song Title:

"Windy"

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Original Performer:

"Candy"

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The Lyrics

Just a breezy little tribute to Candy Crowley, the moderator for Tuesday's Townhall Presidential Debate whose false fact check about Obama's Sept 12 Rose Garden Speech has put her and Obama in quite the bind

Who made herself a factor in debate
Calling up facts from out of thin air
Who stacked the deck give O an advantage
Everyone knows it's Candy

Who's cutting off the speech of the Mittens
Vi'lating the terms on which she agreed
Who's reaching out to rescue the POTUS
Everyone knows it's Candy

And Candy has leftist ties
That help O propound his lies
And Candy does seem allied
With the O crowd (Obama's crowd)
With the O crowd (Obama's crowd!)

(Break to whimsical flute solo)

And Candy has moon shaped face
That amplifies her disgrace
And Candy can't vouch her lie
Now she's not proud (She's not so proud)
Now she's not proud (She's not so proud)

Who tried to stall momentum of Mittens
Tried to put words in Rose Garden speech
Who's placed Obama in a dilemma
Everyone knows it's Candy

WHO's cutting off the speech of the Mittens
Vi'lating terms on which she agreed
Who's reaching out to bail out a POTUS
Everyone knows it's Candy

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Lifeliver - October 19, 2012 - Report this comment

I'm not interested in this media circus and I'm left-leaning anyway. But I'm giving you top votes for timeliness and topicality - art over ideology, I guess you could call it.

Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2012 - Report this comment

Yes, she stacked the deck in Obama's favor -- by pointing out that Romney had told a bald-faced lie. The truth has a liberal bias.

AFW - October 19, 2012 - Report this comment

well written

Callmelennie - October 19, 2012 - Report this comment

Facts are coming out, Michael -- that "undecided voter who asked the pro Obama question about AK-47's just happens to be a registered Democrat. Candy Crowley interrupted Romney 28 times (as opposed to Obama's 9). Obama was given four more minutes to speak than Romney. Candy Crowley is on record as saying "A Romney Ryan ticket would be a disaster for America." When Romney started in on asking Obama "If you really called this Libyan episode a terrorist act, why did you spend the next two weeks playing up the spontaneous demonstration theory" she cut him off. But no, the deck wasn't stacked

Jeff in Richmond VA - October 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Nothing like a parody lie to try and lend credibility to a Romney lie. Either way, a lie is a lie. Who wants this creep running the country. Might as well resurrect NIXON.

Zero's Fellators Exposed - October 21, 2012 - Report this comment

Stop sucking off Zero, learn some basic literacy, and get a life, Michael. And stop pretending Jeff is anything but your sock puppet. Only you could be so delusional as to believe anybody can't recognize your flaming far-left-of-Stalin partisanship from any alias you happen to be using. It's time for you to accept your Messiah is a total liar, that he's about to be fired, and that he should be grateful to be getting off so lightly for all the treason he and his cross-burning goose-stepping cronies (like you) have committed against America.

Comparisons - October 21, 2012 - Report this comment

More people died at Benghazi than Watergate, Jeff. Or Michael. Or whoever you are today. Nixon was quite demonstrably a WAY better President than any Democrat since his time has ever been, though admittedly that's not much of a compliment to Nixon since one could just as easily say the same of a potted plant...

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