Song Parodies -> "My Name is Trump"

Original Song Title:

"I Am a Rock"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"My Name is Trump"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Why do they love this man still??? Ignorance & stupidity, maybe? FIVE criminal investigations, pending indictments, even Fox News hosts said behind closed doors that they hate him! Attempted overthrow of the government by inciting violence, tax and insurance fraud, payoffs to porn stars, hoarding classified documents and REFUSING to turn them over, defying subpoenas, and on and on and on....... If you're okay with all this, what does THAT say about YOUR character? You're not an American, you're a Fascist!

Election day
T'was two years last November
I'm a sore--- loser
Here in Mar-a-lago, in the Florida sun
The election that I still believe I won
My name is Trump
I am an A----hole

I've built walls
that Mexico won't pay for
I'm someone they love to hate
I have some crazy friendships; friends like Roger Stone
It's Fascism and violence I condone
My name is Trump
I am an A----hole

Don't talk of Karen*
Well I've heard that girl's a whore
I was sleeping with that Stephanie**
No one can count the number of cases where I've lied
and let's not forget supboenas I've defied
My name is Trump
I am an A----hole

I have my crooks
and the GOP to protect me
I am shielded by McCarthy
Breaking all the rules, playing you for fools
I judge them all but no one judges me
My name is Trump
I am an A----hole

And I don't feel no shame
And I've told 30,000 lies

* Karen McDougall (paid off by Trump to stay quiet) ** Stephanie Clifford was Stormy Daniels real name

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