Dey didn't play,
My ideas as "Governator."
I vas alone,
Saying "girlie-men," oh, how vas I to know
Dat dis fresh business I vas in vasn't show.

I haf come back;
I'm a chastised man.

A recall's
Vat got me woted right in.
But dose who legislate
Didn't seek mein friendship
'cause I vas a pain;
Mein laughing at deir laws vas qvite inane.

Dat "I'll be back"
Line got real tryin'.

I talk auf love;
Now de herd mit terms, adored--
I am sleeping mit mein enemies.
Heard woters vords: "Du Dummkopf,
Du really got us riled
Mit your propositions.
Tink du vould be heiled?"

I'm fan of Bach,
Dough he's aus Deutschland.

Mein' vife can't cook,
So lobbyists quid-pro-quo fete me.
I am shielded in mein armored
Humwee dat don't zoom
Dere vere I schussboom.
I buckled so dey must turnbuckle me.

I drank a bock,
Dat's vy I'm smilin'.

Many bocks, feel no pain.
I'm a milder kinda guy.