Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "I Gotta Go Pee"
Original Song Title:
"I Gotta Be Me"
Original Performer:
Sammy Davis, Jr.
Parody Song Title:
"I Gotta Go Pee"
Parody Written by:
Joe Haynes
The Lyrics
No doubt Sammy had many episodes of this being a Rat Pack booze hound...
Whether it's booze, or some form of caffeine
Please help clear the way for me to reach the latrine
I gotta go pee, I gotta go pee
Find me a tree or bush to use
They call it the head, when in the Marines
They could call it Mary or Fred but is it near me
I gotta go pee, I gotta go pee
The porcelain throne's where I want to be
That far away prize, a world of relief
Is waiting for me if I heed the call
I won't cross my legs, won't settle for Depends
As long as there's a john and some privacy
I'll go in alone, that's how it must be
I can't take a leak with some dude standing by me
The toilet's not free, there's a slight fee
Rooting for change, Oh where is that dime, I gotta go pee
I'll go in alone, that's how it must be
I just can't initiate with someone near me
The toilet's not free, there's a slight fee
Rooting for change, Oh where is that dime, I gotta go pee!!
Please help clear the way for me to reach the latrine
I gotta go pee, I gotta go pee
Find me a tree or bush to use
They call it the head, when in the Marines
They could call it Mary or Fred but is it near me
I gotta go pee, I gotta go pee
The porcelain throne's where I want to be
That far away prize, a world of relief
Is waiting for me if I heed the call
I won't cross my legs, won't settle for Depends
As long as there's a john and some privacy
I'll go in alone, that's how it must be
I can't take a leak with some dude standing by me
The toilet's not free, there's a slight fee
Rooting for change, Oh where is that dime, I gotta go pee
I'll go in alone, that's how it must be
I just can't initiate with someone near me
The toilet's not free, there's a slight fee
Rooting for change, Oh where is that dime, I gotta go pee!!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 4 | 5 | 5 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Like a good boy scout you have to be prepared.
What a riot! I could almost hear Sammy's voice crooning an ode to a full bladder...
Thanks guys.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/sammydavisjr8.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
[an error occurred while processing this directive]
