-> "I Gotta Be Mean!"
Original Song Title:
"I Gotta Be Me"
Parody Song Title:
"I Gotta Be Mean!"
The Lyrics
Why be polite when... I am done wrong
Why should I listen to some jerkoff who sounds like a con?
I gotta be mean
I Gotta Be Mean
You know what I mean?
Why give a damn?
I want a friend not MLM jive
I got to sus out all the parasites that’ll eat me alive
I gotta be mean
I Gotta Be Mean!
I hate all the schemes
And I won’t be SCAMED!
Those ‘to good to be...’ lies, a crock of B.S.
Is preying on me, if I choose to fall
I won’t mellow out, won’t try to invest
If there’s a chance I could lose it all
I’ll tell shysters NO! - And ask them to leave
If they’re sounding to good to be true
Then I won’t be deceived
I gotta be mean
I Gotta Be Mean!
Hearing their lies - makes me red in the eyes
I Gotta Be Mean!
I’ll tell sh!t bags G0! - and show them the door
And if they don’t see my P.O.V.
Then they’ll see my four four
I gotta be mean
I just Gotta Be Mean!
Hearing their shize - makes me red in the eyes
I GOTTA BE MEAN!
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