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Song Parodies -> "Everlasting Lunch"
Original Song Title:
"Everlasting Love"
Original Performer:
Robert Knight
Parody Song Title:
"Everlasting Lunch"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
At a restaurant
I looked at the menu
Nothing I did want
Nothing would do
The food wasn't bad
Not bad at all
It's just that I had
To have something less small
If I'm gonna feed
My stomach and it's greed
There's one thing that I need
Everlasting lunch
Every single day
'Bout 8 bucks I will pay
To eat at a buffet
With everlasting lunch
If everything I ate
My hunger it didn't sate
I just get another plate
Of everlasting lunch
Where else could I eat
Lamb chops with cream of wheat
I don't know what can beat
An everlasting lunch
I can get lots of food
An endless supply of food
Swallowed after its chewed
An eternal lunch
My tummy's not like a ball
I'm not really fat at all
I need it to grow tall
Everlasting lunch
If I'm gonna feed
My stomach and it's greed
There's one thing that I need
Everlasting lunch
Every single day
'Bout 8 bucks I will pay
To eat at a buffet
With everlasting lunch
I looked at the menu
Nothing I did want
Nothing would do
The food wasn't bad
Not bad at all
It's just that I had
To have something less small
If I'm gonna feed
My stomach and it's greed
There's one thing that I need
Everlasting lunch
Every single day
'Bout 8 bucks I will pay
To eat at a buffet
With everlasting lunch
If everything I ate
My hunger it didn't sate
I just get another plate
Of everlasting lunch
Where else could I eat
Lamb chops with cream of wheat
I don't know what can beat
An everlasting lunch
I can get lots of food
An endless supply of food
Swallowed after its chewed
An eternal lunch
My tummy's not like a ball
I'm not really fat at all
I need it to grow tall
Everlasting lunch
If I'm gonna feed
My stomach and it's greed
There's one thing that I need
Everlasting lunch
Every single day
'Bout 8 bucks I will pay
To eat at a buffet
With everlasting lunch
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