ANOTHER EPIC FAIL
by Boko Haram
(To the tune of A WHITER SHADE OF PALE
by Procol Harum)


We heard Barack Obama
Didn't put us on the lists
Of the branches of al Qaeda
And Islamic Terrorists.
Gave a green light for our jihad,
Putting infidels at bay
So we shot up that boarding school
And we stole those girls away.

And so it was that later
As Jay Carney spun his tale,
That Barack, like in Benghazi
Had another epic fail!

They showed us there's no reason
That we'd ever have to fear ya,
So we shall impose Sharia Law
Across Cameroon and Nigeria,
And three hundred vestal virgins
Who we've hauled off to the coast
Will be sold off into slavery.
They might just as well be toast.

And so it was that later
As Jay Carney spun his tale
That Barack, like in Benghazi
Had another epic fail!

And so it was that later
As Jay Carney spun his tale
That Barack, like in Benghazi
Had another epic fail!