Song Parodies -> "Bippin' In A Park By The Bay"

Original Song Title:

"Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay"

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"Bippin' In A Park By The Bay"

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The Lyrics

Along with prior insanities such as tolerating public defecation and providing clean needles for junkies, SF is now co-sponsoring the Hunter Biden-led Build Crack Better initiative which provides free crack pipes to addicts .. not to mention monthly stipends of some $500 ..... Sheesh, San Fran, I just got a call from the Weimar Republic; they think you should eaze up on the degeneracy.

Squattin' in the morning sun
I'll be p*nchin more when evening comes
Watchin my check come in
Then I piss it all away again

I'm just bippin in a park near the Bay
Watching my high go away
Im just a sittin' in a park near the Bay
Chasin' highs

I left my bowl in Georgia
Headed for the Frisco Bay
I've got nothing to blast with
Seems a free pipe is headed my way

So Im just sniffin' in a park near the Bay
Watching my high go away
Sittin' in a park near the bay
Wasted Guy

Looks like nothing is too strange
Everyone seems lacking in shame
I can do what ten Sisters tell me not to do
So I guess I'll remain a crank

Sittin' here wasted and stoned
Yet the LEOs just leave me alone
Two thousand yards I strode
Just to make this park a commode

So, Ima s&*tt*n' in a park near the Bay
Watching my pride fade away
Im just a sittin' in a park near the Bay
Wastin' time

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