-> "Candidates"
Original Song Title:
"Silhouettes"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Candidates"
The Lyrics
Johnny Kerry leads the pack, oh what hair
Wesley Clark canft get on track, goinfnowhere
Howard Dean wants that speech back, now tranquelized by his aids
Oh what an ass of himself he made
Johnny Edwards lookinf smooth, polls improve
Lieberman might surprise you, hefs not through
Reverand Al just wants to take, Jessefs spot in the parade
What would King think, if he were here today?
Candidates, candidates, Candidates, oh
Candidates, Candidates, Candidates, oh
We want your vote, give it up, we implore
Look at us wefre manly men, no Al Gores
We can give Dubya what for, kick his ass in November
Wefll beat him down, you'll be rid of that clown
Candidates, candidates, Candidates, oh
Candidates, Candidates, Candidates, oh
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