Song Parodies -> "Kentucky Chicken"

Original Song Title:

"Kentucky Woman"

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Original Performer:

"Kentucky Chicken"

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The Lyrics

Kentucky Chicken
It shines with it's own kind of grease
I have it for lunch
Every day, I can't stop at one piece
Will not stop me
Head for the shop, see

Kentucky Chicken
I'm gonna buy you
Right at the drive-through
Kentucky Chicken

Well, up in my mind
Logic swirls all around in my brain
The calorie count that it's got
Keeps my heart under strain
Gotta feed me
Do not impede me!

Kentucky Chicken
Old Mister Sanders
Grilled chicken tenders
Kentucky Chicken

With Harland's touch
The Colonel's herbs an' spice tastes neat
A butt'ry smudge
On just one roll with knife of
Plastic's good
Tastebuds shout
I'm gonna eat out

Kentucky Chicken
Potato and gravy
Is all that can save me
Kentucky Chicken

I wanna munch
A bucket's worth will do me sweet
A power lunch
Or intravenously is
Just as good
Chicken-devout
I'm gonna get gout!

Kentucky Chicken
It's hot and spicy
It's f'ing pricy!
Kentucky Chicken

Kentucky Chicken
Kentucky Chicken

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Alice Cooper - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment

I'm onstage in Toronto, and somebody throws a live chicken at me. Now, I'm from Detroit. I've never been on a farm. I see wings and feathers, I think it can fly. So I throw the chicken back. It didn't fly so much as plummet. The fans just tore it apart. And now, wherever I go, the ASPCA tells me, "No killing of chickens onstage, Mr. Cooper!" Colonel Sanders kills a million chickens a day, nobody goes after him!

John Barry - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment

A tasty parody, unlike its subject matter.

alvin rhodes - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment

15 herbs and spices

mandamoo - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Finger lickin' good !!!

Ford - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Excellent!

Larry Hensley - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Tasty parody, 555's

Red Ant - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Favorite line: "Or intravenously is/Just as good". Let us hope that KFC adopts this song and stops playing Sweet Home Alabama.

Roseanne - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment

The only man who can satisfy a woman in under two minutes is Colonel Sanders!

Marty McFly - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment

First of all, I'm from California, not Kentucky. Second of all... NOBODY calls me "Chicken!"

Tim Hall - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment

This parody would sound even better in the Deep Purple version, but will never please the PETA

malcolm higgins - March 04, 2006 - Report this comment

sorta reminds me of my first job applied for at the culinary -de soleil circus.. a bird act.. perch in a tree and eat three pieces of fried chicken every hour on the hour for the show

Bob411 - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment

It would have been better if they worked the name Spike in somewhere. Bob

Anonymous Bob - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment

I parodied this same song with this same topic, but mine's under Deep Purple. Mine isn't as good as yours, though, Merry & Pippin.

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