Song Parodies -> "Dan: Watermelon Man"

Original Song Title:

"Watermelon Man"

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Original Performer:

"Dan: Watermelon Man"

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The Lyrics

Dedicated to Rep. Dan Burton (R-IN) who once fired pistols at watermelons to prove "Clinton murders." Ironically, Burton is now a vocal critic of the Bush Administration's imperial presidency and repressive policies under the USA Patriot Act.

(instrumental intro)

Dan... Watermelon Man.
Dan... Watermelon Man.
He's obsessed with proving guilt of Clinton.
Shooting watermelons, he is hintin'
That he "got his man."
Watermelon Man.

Dan... Watermelon Man.
Dan... Watermelon Man.
What a looney, drunken with his power.
Making up new charges by the hour.
Kick him in the can!
Watermelon Man.

Dan... Watermelon Man.
Dan... Watermelon Man.
He's the Taliban from Indiana.
Tryin' to scream at Castro in Havana
Right wing Taliban.
Watermelon Man.

Author's web site version with MIDI music

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