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Song Parodies -> "Deltoid Lady"
Original Song Title:
"Delta Lady"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Joe Cocker
Parody Song Title:
"Deltoid Lady"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
woman, you're so healthy..you astound me
my, you have such buff and sturdy deltoids
though some other guys
crave legs and thighs
i'm longin'
for the warm and tender muscles of your shoulders
you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady
yeah, you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady
it was at vic tanny, where i found you
standing flat and stretchin' so you'll harden
and i like your face
and your slender waist
i tell you
but your lovely shoulders set my heart to beatin'
you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady
yeah, you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady
oh, you ain't got no fat a-jigglin'
you're nice and slim, my love
and i love 'em lean
some like cone-like mountains, cause they're pretty
but shoulders, on a woman, i'm espyin'
they're nice and clean
and not obscene
i like 'em
i'm so glad her frame was firmed up by the crunches
you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady
yeah, you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady
my, you have such buff and sturdy deltoids
though some other guys
crave legs and thighs
i'm longin'
for the warm and tender muscles of your shoulders
you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady
yeah, you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady
it was at vic tanny, where i found you
standing flat and stretchin' so you'll harden
and i like your face
and your slender waist
i tell you
but your lovely shoulders set my heart to beatin'
you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady
yeah, you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady
oh, you ain't got no fat a-jigglin'
you're nice and slim, my love
and i love 'em lean
some like cone-like mountains, cause they're pretty
but shoulders, on a woman, i'm espyin'
they're nice and clean
and not obscene
i like 'em
i'm so glad her frame was firmed up by the crunches
you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady
yeah, you're fine...so defined...deltoid lady
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Scapulous!
gee, thanks jack, i had no idea you were a parody fan
DKTOS..Alvin...but the story's great..and so is the phrasing, rhyming, the unique theme, and all content in general....5's
thanks
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