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Song Parodies -> "Puppy's Got a Brand New Shag"
Original Song Title:
"Papa's Got a Brand New Bag"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Brown
Parody Song Title:
"Puppy's Got a Brand New Shag"
Parody Written by:
Andy Primus
The Lyrics
Come here sister… puppy’s in the swing
He wants her leg…wants to do his thing
It makes her gag
Puppy’s gotta drain his bag
Come here mama…this dog is crazy keen
He’s not too fussy…‘cause he’s like a horny teen
It makes her gag
Puppy’s gotta drain his bag
He’s doin’ the jerk…he’s doin’ it dry
He’s got his paws wrapped around mama’s thigh
He’s rubbin’ the monkey…his seed to scatter
Pump out sack…little spatter…doesn’t matter
This here woman…she’s my latest fling
He’s on her hip now…he’s really got the high speed zing
He’s made her gag
He’s got a brand new shag
Oh, puppy…he’s doin’ the jerk
Puppy…he’s doin’ the jerk
He’s doin’ his best…made a mess
It’s on her thigh: lucky that her jeans are white
All the kin…have a spot like that
Hey…some on
Hey, hey…some on
Hey, hey…a trace on my suit…and on a boot
Some on…my granny now
Some on…
He wants her leg…wants to do his thing
It makes her gag
Puppy’s gotta drain his bag
Come here mama…this dog is crazy keen
He’s not too fussy…‘cause he’s like a horny teen
It makes her gag
Puppy’s gotta drain his bag
He’s doin’ the jerk…he’s doin’ it dry
He’s got his paws wrapped around mama’s thigh
He’s rubbin’ the monkey…his seed to scatter
Pump out sack…little spatter…doesn’t matter
This here woman…she’s my latest fling
He’s on her hip now…he’s really got the high speed zing
He’s made her gag
He’s got a brand new shag
Oh, puppy…he’s doin’ the jerk
Puppy…he’s doin’ the jerk
He’s doin’ his best…made a mess
It’s on her thigh: lucky that her jeans are white
All the kin…have a spot like that
Hey…some on
Hey, hey…some on
Hey, hey…a trace on my suit…and on a boot
Some on…my granny now
Some on…
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Well, Puppy can get away with it, no questions asked! And they want more equality for animals ;) Sounds like pup is on a winner here, Andy.
Cheers Pip
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