I'm standing here in line,
Until I think you have the time
To pour a drink for me
And I haven't even had the chance,
To have a little dance
Not while the drinks are free
Just whatdya have to do
To get some service in this place
And get a drink or two
You say 'who's next?' but spoil it all,
By saying something stupid
Like: 'It's not you'

If you'd only use your eyes,
And just not listen to those liars
You'd know I was before
That tart you want to fancy you,
You know it's true
I saw you serve her just before

I hope you'll look this way
Because I really want to say
'I'll have a Malibu'
You've really made me wait
And now it's getting bloody late
I'm gonna swear at you

You know I'm right, you're doin' in my head, I'm seeing red
And now the air is blue
And once again you spoil it all, and I say something stupid
Like: Right! **** you!
Yeh.. **** you, yeh.. **** you!