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Song Parodies -> "Hey There Gnomely Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Hey There Lonely Girl"
Original Performer:
Eddie Holman
Parody Song Title:
"Hey There Gnomely Girl"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here.
Hey there gnomely girl, cronely girl
Yet you’re lacking height – you’re two foot two
No coxcombly girl, homely girl
Don't you know I still look up to you
You’re my midget-folk sweetheart
We seem star-crossed
On garden path we strayed
Oh there among the stately plants
Did consumate
My tryst with teensy maid
Lay-ay-ay-ay-aid gnomely girl, short-bonely girl
Even with your chromosomes snafued
My earth-tonely girl, loamly girl
Don't you know this gard’ner’s in the mood
I think that pointy hats a-tipped
Grand fleshly hips;
Proboscly warts can thrill
Announce your many charms that be
The ones that bliss equip among molehills
(Avoid anthills...)
Dwarf syndromely girl, gnomely girl
Lust we slake betokens troth in dew
Hey moss-grownly girl, lowly girl
Close we’ll see a cobblestonely view
Flaunt our in-leaf-mold-ly rendezvous
Yet you’re lacking height – you’re two foot two
No coxcombly girl, homely girl
Don't you know I still look up to you
You’re my midget-folk sweetheart
We seem star-crossed
On garden path we strayed
Oh there among the stately plants
Did consumate
My tryst with teensy maid
Lay-ay-ay-ay-aid gnomely girl, short-bonely girl
Even with your chromosomes snafued
My earth-tonely girl, loamly girl
Don't you know this gard’ner’s in the mood
I think that pointy hats a-tipped
Grand fleshly hips;
Proboscly warts can thrill
Announce your many charms that be
The ones that bliss equip among molehills
(Avoid anthills...)
Dwarf syndromely girl, gnomely girl
Lust we slake betokens troth in dew
Hey moss-grownly girl, lowly girl
Close we’ll see a cobblestonely view
Flaunt our in-leaf-mold-ly rendezvous
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You "Gnomely Girl" is a bang-the-funny-bonely girl. Have you one up your sleeves re that Manosnette, the Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme-ly girl, who back in '75 tried to whack Jerry Ford? :-)
talk about your garden of earthly delights....i can just picture that squealy voiced OS singer doing this one
LOL, loved the title sub. Great idea.
More fabulous lexical legerdemain. "Coxcombly" among the inspired lines.
Ah gnome, sweet gnome
Watch out - if that gnome's name is Ann, then that gnome's home is Gnome Ann's Land!
Oh dear...how on earth can I follow that ^ and that ^^ ??? I'll just say brilliant job as usual :)
1's! Excellent! Another puzzle piece of the One Guy falls into place - he is short-statured! ;-p
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