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Song Parodies -> "Christmastime Blues"
Original Song Title:
"Summertime Blues"
Original Performer:
Eddie Cochran
Parody Song Title:
"Christmastime Blues"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Wilder
The Lyrics
Got the idea for this after a friend and I were discussing replacing Summer with Christmas in song titles. Might write a couple more.
Well I'm a gonna raise a fuss I'm gonna raise a holler
All this Christmas shopping is gobbling up my dollar
Trying to take my wife to a Christmas Party date
The boss says "No dice dude you gotta work late"
Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a gonna do
Cause there ain't no cure for the Christmastime blues
Well my son said "daddy you gotta spend that money
To get that hot toy for Christmas next Sunday"
Well I didn't go shopping cause this cold made me yawn
Went down to the store and the hot toy was all gone
Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a gonna do
Cause there ain't no cure for the Christmastime blues
Almost impaled myself hanging up the Christmas tree
Took my daughter to see Santa and on his lap she did pee
I even called my congressman to complain about the drama
"I'd help you son but you voted for Obama"
Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a gonna do
Cause there ain't no cure for the Christmastime blues
All this Christmas shopping is gobbling up my dollar
Trying to take my wife to a Christmas Party date
The boss says "No dice dude you gotta work late"
Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a gonna do
Cause there ain't no cure for the Christmastime blues
Well my son said "daddy you gotta spend that money
To get that hot toy for Christmas next Sunday"
Well I didn't go shopping cause this cold made me yawn
Went down to the store and the hot toy was all gone
Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a gonna do
Cause there ain't no cure for the Christmastime blues
Almost impaled myself hanging up the Christmas tree
Took my daughter to see Santa and on his lap she did pee
I even called my congressman to complain about the drama
"I'd help you son but you voted for Obama"
Sometimes I wonder
What I'm a gonna do
Cause there ain't no cure for the Christmastime blues
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