This is great -- not hilarious per se but very well written, and definitely agree overall with the idea that it's a witch hunt (hey I just got an idea for a Hall & Oates parody!). Also, I youtubed the original to read along, and wound up with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ja32uS-bD0

Anyone who DKTOS, watch that and thank me later; it's great too.

Let me assault you with 555 compliments!

Strange coincidence. Turned on the TV this morning to learn that the widely respected journalist, Charlie Rose has been accused of, and apparently confessed to, sexual improper acts with women who wanted to work for his company. Roy Moore has been a controversial figure in Alabama and nationally for years. Why are the powers behind the scene only now trying to derail him with these accusations? There were many times when he sought public office or held one that the left would have had motivation to release these stories. I'll watch for your Hall and Oates witch hunt parody. Thank Rob. I'm sure you will have something to say on the subject. "He put a squeeze on me". "I squeeze you, you grope me".

yup, too many accusations, not enough evidence. I'm sure some have merit, but some just seem like "hmm... I don't like this guy, what's the fastest way to ruin his career?" 5s

Yeah, it is starting to feel like all we're learning is who has a grudge on whom...anyway, turns out William Tong took time out of his busy Dubya-bashing schedule to defend Slick Willie with the "Witch Hunt" idea, which I probably wouldn't have done anyway, but definitely won't now.

I have no opinion on Moore either way. A man is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Public opinion is partisan these days. Politicizing bad behavior is the new new norm these days. The optics look bad either way. Numbers vs decades on non-reporting. Let Alabama decide.

Representative John Conyers of Michigan is the latest to fall prey to sexual accusations, but being Black and a Democrat, he will be held to a different standard than a White, conservative Republican. I learned from CNN that Congress has a special Treasury fund to pay off women or men who accuse representatives of sexual harassment. I bet they have to keep refilling that account on a weekly basis. William Tong, once the most prolific writer on this site, was a one-note Bush basher. He faded away about the time I discovered amiright, shortly before Barack Obama was elected. Tong never allowed comments. Tommy Turtle said it was because his stuff was so controversial it would take up too much bandwidth. I've recently been thinking of another long-silent writer. I hope I can get the question of his current status past the new rules.

Leaving the Senate vacant is all right with me, too.