Everybody loves somebody sometime
But no one should fall in love with cows
That sort of thing's disgusting
Stop kissing them now

Everybody loves a puppy someplace
But no one should roast one on a spear
Except on a desert island
When no one is near

Everyone should take a shower
To clean off all their body parts from germs
I don't recommend at this hour
That you try to wash yourself with wiggly earthworms

Everybody likes to party sometimes
To kick out the jams and have a brew
But please don't do that while ice skating
Yes, I'm warning you

If you're on a blind date for the hour
Whether boy or girl, stick to the norms
The relationship will turn sour
If you make them fill out some prenuptial forms

Everybody acts the dummy sometimes
And believe me, I know this is true
'Cause these things I've been describing
I tried them all, too