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Song Parodies -> "Glockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
Original Song Title:
"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Brenda Lee
Parody Song Title:
"Glockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Glockin’ a round for killin’ spree
At the Christmas party. Pop
In a cap; just start drillin’ the
Merry couples; watch ’em drop.
They will get a lead-in-the-head feeling
As you steer bullets whizzing through the holly—
Get them all, and get your jollies.
Glockin’ around the Christmas tree,
Have a whack-’em holiday.
Everyone’s scrambling scarily;
All this crew will pass away.
[intraload]
Glockin’ around, you missed Terry,
But you’ll soon be spiriting
Her off: you watch her slump and die,
And then you’ll do Carol in.
She will get a lead-in-the-head feeling,
Then you’ll steer bullets whizzing right through Holly—
Then get Paul; don’t forget Polly.
Glockin’ around the Christmas tree,
Have a whack-’em holiday.
Aren’t you glad that you recently
Joined the crew known ’s NRA?
At the Christmas party. Pop
In a cap; just start drillin’ the
Merry couples; watch ’em drop.
They will get a lead-in-the-head feeling
As you steer bullets whizzing through the holly—
Get them all, and get your jollies.
Glockin’ around the Christmas tree,
Have a whack-’em holiday.
Everyone’s scrambling scarily;
All this crew will pass away.
[intraload]
Glockin’ around, you missed Terry,
But you’ll soon be spiriting
Her off: you watch her slump and die,
And then you’ll do Carol in.
She will get a lead-in-the-head feeling,
Then you’ll steer bullets whizzing right through Holly—
Then get Paul; don’t forget Polly.
Glockin’ around the Christmas tree,
Have a whack-’em holiday.
Aren’t you glad that you recently
Joined the crew known ’s NRA?
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JAB - This one not only talks the talk...it glocks the glock! Hang on...I think the glock just struck 12!
I'll give you three 5's if you promise not to shoot them! LOL! ;-D 555!
A minor technical matter: the rifling in a Glock is hyper sensitive to lead. You should only use copper jacketed bullets. Plain lead will stick to the bore and cause potentially dangerous pressure build up. Glocks are generally quite sturdy, but they have a few quirks that can come back to bite you.
OMR: Glocklich [sic] Weihnachten.
WCJ: I will not shoot, thanks.
Patrick: Didn't know that--thanks for the info.
WCJ: I will not shoot, thanks.
Patrick: Didn't know that--thanks for the info.
Captain Bed-Bug . . . Ohhh, please don't 'do me', Sir !
I got a bang outta this!
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