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Song Parodies -> "Spam's My Meat"
Original Song Title:
"Stand By Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ben E. King
Parody Song Title:
"Spam's My Meat"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Spammity Spam, Wonderful Spam.......
When it's time
For lunch
And the ballgame's on
And I'm glued
To the sofa
And TV
Honey, pop
Me a beer
Oh, and
One more thing
Open up
One more can--
Spam's my meat
That darlin', darlin' Spam's
My meat
Woh-oh, Spam's
My meat
Woh, Spam's my,
Spam's my meat
Spam's my meat
On some rye
With some Grey Poupon
My Spammich grows tall
It's a mountain
I conquer with my teeth
Though I've tried
Pork-fried steak
And I've bought
Steak-fried pork
I don't want
Beef or ham,
Spam's my meat
That wobbly, slobbery Spam's
My meat
Woh-oh, Spam's
My meat
Woh, Spam's my,
Spam's my meat
Spam's my meat
(Violin instrumental--sounds of tin top being pulled off can--sucking
sound--plopping sound--chomping and gulping)
I'm scarfin', scarfin', Spam's
My meat
Woh-oh, Spam's
My meat
Woh, Spam's my,
Spam's my meat
Spam's my meat
I wobble as I'm gobblin' that Spam,
My meat, wo-oh Spam's
My meat
Yeah, Spam's my,
Spam's my meat
Spam's my meat.......
For lunch
And the ballgame's on
And I'm glued
To the sofa
And TV
Honey, pop
Me a beer
Oh, and
One more thing
Open up
One more can--
Spam's my meat
That darlin', darlin' Spam's
My meat
Woh-oh, Spam's
My meat
Woh, Spam's my,
Spam's my meat
Spam's my meat
On some rye
With some Grey Poupon
My Spammich grows tall
It's a mountain
I conquer with my teeth
Though I've tried
Pork-fried steak
And I've bought
Steak-fried pork
I don't want
Beef or ham,
Spam's my meat
That wobbly, slobbery Spam's
My meat
Woh-oh, Spam's
My meat
Woh, Spam's my,
Spam's my meat
Spam's my meat
(Violin instrumental--sounds of tin top being pulled off can--sucking
sound--plopping sound--chomping and gulping)
I'm scarfin', scarfin', Spam's
My meat
Woh-oh, Spam's
My meat
Woh, Spam's my,
Spam's my meat
Spam's my meat
I wobble as I'm gobblin' that Spam,
My meat, wo-oh Spam's
My meat
Yeah, Spam's my,
Spam's my meat
Spam's my meat.......
©Bob Gomez 2004
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Ugh...gross...but funny!
Super Parody About Meat.
Spam has sold over 5 billion cans, I read, and if all of the Spam lovers read this, it will become Song Of The Millinium. 555
If the International Spam Marketing Board ever got a hold of this....555
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Great job, Bob .... sweet, and MEATY.
Time for some "SPAM Haiku".....
Briny block of pork
You cause carnivorous thirst
Pass the Poland Spring!
Specially Prepared
Artificial Meat --- is that,
the "hidden meaning"?
Time for some "SPAM Haiku".....
Briny block of pork
You cause carnivorous thirst
Pass the Poland Spring!
Specially Prepared
Artificial Meat --- is that,
the "hidden meaning"?
love the wobbly slobbery spam line...i actually like the stuff..my wife even makes me spambalaya...5s
Me-oh-My-oh... "Spambalaya" ..... There's your next parody, Alvin.
Bob, this parody of yours over on WhatFreaks is a real hoot(er)!
http://www.whatfreaks.com/90s/disneybeautyandthebeast0.shtml
http://www.whatfreaks.com/90s/disneybeautyandthebeast0.shtml
Ashkicker: kind of like Spam, funny but gross.
John: Suffer Paranoia? Ask Me!
DeeR: that's a whole lot of unidentified meat-flavored byproducts.
Kristof: they might send me a free can???
Ricky D: I KNEW you would get the subtext. I just knew it.
Johnny D:
See how it wobbles
This fried slice glistens on fork
What am I eating?
Alvin: my dad used to sing a song about it from his Army days:
Spam, a-rebop, boom, bam
Powdered eggs right outta the can, oh
Spam, a-rebop, boom, bam
It's a killer-diller, yes it am
Well what do we GI's like to eat?
Plenty of fresh eggs and plenty of meat
But what do they give us for a treat?
A great big dish of cabbage and beef, oh
Spam, a-rebop, boom bam, etc.
Johnny, I think that one is also on this site: "Feed By Breast". I offered to perform it at La Leche League's annual convention, but they were all booked. Or at least that's what they said.
Thanks to everyone for the feedback, and it's great to be back with all you crazy people. d;:^)
John: Suffer Paranoia? Ask Me!
DeeR: that's a whole lot of unidentified meat-flavored byproducts.
Kristof: they might send me a free can???
Ricky D: I KNEW you would get the subtext. I just knew it.
Johnny D:
See how it wobbles
This fried slice glistens on fork
What am I eating?
Alvin: my dad used to sing a song about it from his Army days:
Spam, a-rebop, boom, bam
Powdered eggs right outta the can, oh
Spam, a-rebop, boom, bam
It's a killer-diller, yes it am
Well what do we GI's like to eat?
Plenty of fresh eggs and plenty of meat
But what do they give us for a treat?
A great big dish of cabbage and beef, oh
Spam, a-rebop, boom bam, etc.
Johnny, I think that one is also on this site: "Feed By Breast". I offered to perform it at La Leche League's annual convention, but they were all booked. Or at least that's what they said.
Thanks to everyone for the feedback, and it's great to be back with all you crazy people. d;:^)
Bob, When I was about 13 I learned to cook one thing: Fried spam in tomato paste with a can of "baby peas and pearl onions" thrown in. I'd fry the hell out of the spam. I'd make a "Gross" amount of this gross stuff and pour it over a huge amoung of rice and pig out. It made me happy then. Would probably send me directly to the hospital coronary unit today. 5's.
Paul: an excellent story from an excellent guy. Thanks for sharing! d;:^)
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