Goon gaffed it once before,
so now I’m feeling sore—
nose was pried.
Now I look like a ghoul…
was butchered by a fool.
What a blow.

Must make it right,
must make it tight.
The guy who worked on me…
inept rhinoplasty…
my face!

At first he cracked the bone
into my nasal dome,
then he pried
the flapping folds of skin.
What he did was a sin.
I’m sore!

Won’t go outside;
I stay inside.
My olfactory gland
doesn’t look so grand.
I’m disgraced.

I’ve come to you ’cause of that knife-wield guy.
Can’t forgive what’s now between my eyes.
So to attain a pince-nez size,
I implore you to do a nose retry.

I want to leave my home
and among people roam,
not be shy.
Need to re-stretch the skin,
make the schnozz more slim,
not corp[ulent].

Guy wrecked my hide;
he should be tried
My olfactory gland
could look really grand.
Take my case!!

Nose reslice,
nose repry,
nose less wide.
Nose retry!