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Song Parodies -> "Wreck Your Car"
Original Song Title:
"Break Your Heart"
Original Performer:
Taio Cruz
Parody Song Title:
"Wreck Your Car"
Parody Written by:
The P.A.K
The Lyrics
Working on a whole bunch of new parodies, but the new ones are really long, so I have to work extra hard! Anyways, hope you like it!
Whoa! WHOA!
Now listen to me, baby,
‘Fore I drive your Subaru.
They call me car breaker.
If I drive, it won’t look new.
I know you trust me,
So let it go, please!
Please don’t call up State Farm!
Told you from the start, baby from the start.
I'm only gonna wreck wreck your wreck wreck your car! [x4]
There's no point trying to hide it…
Officer gave me a ticket.
I know I got a problem
And it’s my wreck-less driving.
I know you trust me,
So let it go, please!
Please don’t call up State Farm.
Told you from the start, baby from the start.
I'm only gonna wreck wreck your wreck wreck your car! [x4]
Whoa! WHOA!
[Bridge]
And I know that you’re gonna get me back because you got told
“Vamps vs. Werewolves” only thing to read when I broke those bones.
I know you trust me, so forget it and don’t call State Farm!
Told you from the start.
I'm only gonna wreck wreck your wreck wreck your car. [x4]
Whoa. Whoa! WHOA! [x4]
Now listen to me, baby,
‘Fore I drive your Subaru.
They call me car breaker.
If I drive, it won’t look new.
I know you trust me,
So let it go, please!
Please don’t call up State Farm!
Told you from the start, baby from the start.
I'm only gonna wreck wreck your wreck wreck your car! [x4]
There's no point trying to hide it…
Officer gave me a ticket.
I know I got a problem
And it’s my wreck-less driving.
I know you trust me,
So let it go, please!
Please don’t call up State Farm.
Told you from the start, baby from the start.
I'm only gonna wreck wreck your wreck wreck your car! [x4]
Whoa! WHOA!
[Bridge]
And I know that you’re gonna get me back because you got told
“Vamps vs. Werewolves” only thing to read when I broke those bones.
I know you trust me, so forget it and don’t call State Farm!
Told you from the start.
I'm only gonna wreck wreck your wreck wreck your car. [x4]
Whoa. Whoa! WHOA! [x4]
The line "“Vamps vs. Werewolves” only thing to read when I broke those bones." is for all those Twilight haters like me (don't take it personally.) It was supposed to be like when you are in the hospital and they give you a pile of magazines to read and that's all he/she had to do. "Vamps" short for vampire. Leave a comment! Email me at ponyncl@aol.com! Thanks!
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