Jello, fat free
I've tried to diet for a long, long time
I always eat too much of food that's wrong
A loss of seven pounds won't last too long
But bowls of Jello I eat eight or nine

Seein' through
I see the little fruit in that jiggly goo
I find some different chunks to throw in there
A bit of lemon or a French éclair
It gives me something to look forward to

When the Jello I make
I throw in a flank steak
For I know I must eat much more healthily

Calories
You know I'd do without them if I could
But mashed potatoes always call my name
And in a Jello mold they taste the same
It's in my diet so I must eat good

It's a terrible fate
Just can't seem to lose weight
When this is all over I might get a date

Calories
You know I'd do without them if I could
But baked lasagna always calls my name
And in a Jello mold it tastes the same
It's in my diet so I must eat good
Fatty free
Fatty free
Fatty free