we are the greatest and best politicians in the world,
tribute,

long time ago, me and my freind gordon here,
we were hitchhiking down, to 10 downing street,
when all of a sudden,
there stood a hungry prescott,
in the middle of the road,
and he said,
"make the best meal in the world, or i'll flippin' eat you whole!"
well me and gordon,
we looked at eachother,
and we each said,
"alrighty then"

and we gave the first thing that came from my chef,
it just so happened to be,
the best meal in the world,
it was the best meal in the world,
(gordon) -look into my eyes, its easy to see,
1 and 1 make 5, 5 an 6 make 3,
it was destiny.
(tony)-once every odd 5 years or so, when the voteres vote,
and the polls all fill,
and the tories, bullshit.

and when we were finished,
prescott was stunned,
gulp ,chomp ,burp with his knife and fork,
and prescott was full,
he asked us,
"burp!. be you angels?"
and we said "nay,
"we are politicions"
vote LABOUR!!!" (woah!woawoawoah!)

we are just , the greatest politicians in the world,
and this is a tribute,
couldnt remember, the name of my chef, noooo,no,
lets give a tribute,
to the greatest pm, in the world, oh boy,
iam the greatest pm, in the world, oh boy,

bah
dee,
bah
du fliggle giggle,
bah,
du fliggle giggle,
duh heeehi,
fliga du dee dabba dum dah dudu dee,
fligga diggle, da digga du,
vote for us now.

and the peculiar thing is this my public,
the government that ruled a few years ago,
it didnt actually do anything good for us!

this is a tribute,
you gotta believe us,
and i wish it was fair,
the votes a matter of opinion,

good god,
voe for us now,
or otherwise you'll us round at your house,
with a large cricket bat,
if ya dont vote we'll knock ya for six.

woah boy!!!!