Song Parodies -> "Lost Socks In The Dryer"

Original Song Title:

"Sex on Fire"

Original Performer:

"Lost Socks In The Dryer"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Dude keeps losing his socks in the dryer and he wants to get to the bottom of this mystery!

Laundry's dismaying
My socks aren't found
Think ghosts are haunting
My washing!

A new dimension
Zapped them into space
Martians are stalking
My stockings!

Twwwwooooo....
Socks lost in my dryer!!!

Checked each nook and cranny
I'm driven insane
Could they start flying
While drying?!

Swam to the ocean?!
These pipes lead their trail?!
Think my mind's frying...
I'm crying!

Whooooaaaaaaa...
Lost socks in my dryer!!!
Confuuuuuuuseddddd....
By what's just transpired...

Chomped by a monster
That dines on clothes?!
Knee-highs are tasted
Wasted!

Once was a fine dresser
Fishnets were a sight
Now they're burned by Satan!
That's blatant!
Hole's vacant!

Nooooooooooo.....
Lost socks in the dryer!!!

I'm Doooooooooooomed....
Lost socks in my dryer!!!

(Sucks...)

Remooooooooooved....
Argyles aren't acquired!!!

My shooooooooooooooooes...
Have no paired attire!!!

Entoooooooombed...
By chilly vampires?!?!?!

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Rob Arndt - September 07, 2016 - Report this comment

555 spins! In a white load, usually hidden inside a T-shirt!

Lucy Lement - September 09, 2016 - Report this comment

Will think of your song now whenever my socks mysteriously disappear!

Abbott Skelding - September 17, 2016 - Report this comment

I agree with Lucy, this is gonna pop in my head when this happens to me. Nicely done!

Max Power - September 19, 2016 - Report this comment

They probably end up in Narnia.

bobpiecheese - September 20, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) And then it turns out they're inside a shirt the whole time. Or on in the basket. At least that's what always happens to me. Fantastic parody with what little you had to work with. I especially liked what you did with the repeated lines at the end of each verse, like "stalking my stockings", etc. 555 socks!

Blaydeman - September 25, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Good job with a fun topic that we all can relate too. Lol! I just want to know what it was! I wish you would've come up with either an extremely crazy reason, or something super mundane. At least tell me why?! Lol!

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