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Song Parodies -> "I Peed in the Pool"
Original Song Title:
"I Kissed a Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Katy Perry
Parody Song Title:
"I Peed in the Pool"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
OK, I realize that the title line doesn't scan and that I skipped a verse and chorus. But try to get past that because you absolutely have to hear the recording - as performed by Robert Lund (vocals) with help from Project Sisyphus (music and production).
This was never the place I planned
For my vacation
So I just swim, drink in hand
For rehydration
I'm not a pool lover
I freeze when I get out
But I've rediscovered
One sweet sensation
I peed in the pool and I liked it
It saved me a trip to the toilet
I peed in the pool 'stead of waiting
I hope they've been chlorinating
It felt so warm
It felt so right
It helped resolve my stage fright
I peed in the pool and I liked it
I liked it
This pool's the best one I have tried
Nice diving board and slippery slide
But if you wind up by my side
You'd best start backstroking
'Cause oops I just did it again!
I peed in the pool for the glory
Of staking out my territory
I should get out but I cheated
Now it's not just solar-heated
Finding a john
Is much too hard
Don't see one in your backyard
I peed in your pool and I liked it
I liked it!
For my vacation
So I just swim, drink in hand
For rehydration
I'm not a pool lover
I freeze when I get out
But I've rediscovered
One sweet sensation
I peed in the pool and I liked it
It saved me a trip to the toilet
I peed in the pool 'stead of waiting
I hope they've been chlorinating
It felt so warm
It felt so right
It helped resolve my stage fright
I peed in the pool and I liked it
I liked it
This pool's the best one I have tried
Nice diving board and slippery slide
But if you wind up by my side
You'd best start backstroking
'Cause oops I just did it again!
I peed in the pool for the glory
Of staking out my territory
I should get out but I cheated
Now it's not just solar-heated
Finding a john
Is much too hard
Don't see one in your backyard
I peed in your pool and I liked it
I liked it!
(c) 2008+ Ur So Spaff
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Loved it... strangely refreshing (de-fleshing?), and something our astronaut brethren can relate to... for as in the pool, in space, no one can hear your stream!
This was Spaff-tastic!!! I'm not one for toliet humor, but since this wasn't actually about a toliet (Actually that's kinda the point) it's not really toliet humor and thus gets high points from me. This recording was Lund-azing as well.
Gotta go!!! *runs off*
I read this parody and I liked it, I mean LOVED IT!!!! 555
Poignant and thought-provoking.
It left me feeling warm all over.
It left me feeling warm all over.
I don't swim in your toilet - please don't pee in my pool. This is my ool. Notice there's no P. Keep it that way.
Sir, . . . just how does the subject in this parody relate to ' stage fright ' ???
Funny!! 5's
I was not super impressed by the lyrics, but the performance by Robert was amazing. His timing actually made the lyrics work better. Maybe it's just me then. :-)
Thanx, y'all. I love how the comments on Amiright are funnier than the songs.
!!!: "Stage fright' is a euphemism (used predominantly by males, I assume) for the inability to urinate in public restrooms.
Tim: Yeah, I'm not planning to win any poetry contests with these lyrics. They were written solely for the recording, which (if I may say so) Robert and Bob did a helluva job on.
!!!: "Stage fright' is a euphemism (used predominantly by males, I assume) for the inability to urinate in public restrooms.
Tim: Yeah, I'm not planning to win any poetry contests with these lyrics. They were written solely for the recording, which (if I may say so) Robert and Bob did a helluva job on.
A: "Oh look, someone spilled their beer in the pool." B: "Yes, in a manner of speaking." Funny stuff.
Glad I came across this...hilarious as always, and excellent recording (soon to be on WEBR :) )
Thanx, Wrecks & Jeffaroo. Thanks for playing it!
OH, this has to be one of the best song you and Lund ever made together!!
Something about Lund's slightly-nasal, goofball man voice belting the chorus like a proud five-year-old absolutely sells this one for me. (Going once, going twice...) P.S. I think I figured out why you chose "Peed in" instead of the obvious "Pissed"... because Robert Lund sounds LOL-freaking-larious singing "peed". Well done.
Why, thank you, Spoof-Man, and (holycrapwheredidshecomefrom?) EmiLoca. I will admit to being giddy over Robert's vocals on this. As for peed vs. pissed, it was really just to increase the chances of airplay (a ploy that seems to have worked), but I like your theory better.
that was genius, really.
Why, thank you, Mr. W.
Not funny. Horrible melody.
This marks the first time I've seen a song parody criticized for its MELODY. That's awesome.
I admit when I was juvenile; sometimes I urinated in swimming pools. However, I've matured and understand why one shouldn't - it isn't sanitary, even with a powerful pump filtering system and high chlorine levels. I've seen funny gag signs saying "We don't swim in your toilet - don't pee in our pool!" I even recall someone saying they saw a sign saying "Welcome to our *OOL - notice how there's no 'pee' in it? *lease let's kee* it that way!" I've also heard there's a special urine detecting chemical you can buy and pour into swimming pools which turns urine red; (so you can scold and discipline incompetent fools!) though I've never actually seen it before.
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