ooh, sat on the weight watchers scale,
its telling a woeful tale,
seven pounds on in one fortnite,
the waistband is starting to feel tight,
this is the story of my life,
what am i gonna tell my wife,
i swear on my own honor,
ive only had seven doners,
ive been eating salad made by her,
but topping it off with the odd burger,

aaah, a-aaaah, lalalalalala

i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,

i, need too remove some weight from me,
no more butter in my coffee,
further steps need to be taken,
no more sugar on my bacon,
get to the gym, lift a dumbbell,
right after i go to taco bell,
i gonna work on a six pac,
right after i eat this big mac,
wow, this isnt gonna be easy,
battered cream eggs still appease me,

aaa-aaah. lalalalalalala

i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,

uuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUH!

i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,
i predict a diet,