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Song Parodies -> "You're Suitable"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"You're Suitable"
Parody Written by:
Steven Cavanagh
The Lyrics
Hi to all who remember me. I realised I haven't posted one for a year or so, so I thought I'd swing by again. Good to see a few faces I know still going strong.These days I write fiction. I thought this song would be the new "complicated", but couldn't find a 'suitable' that had already been done.
I feel exhilarant
She's bald and short
She gnaws a bagel
she gives a snort
I see her at the Subway
Her face is pretty bland
She dresses like a sewer rat
so I drain the can.
You're suitable
You're suitable
You're suitable, it's true
Got a female face, breasts in the right place
and I guess that's gonna do
Cause I drank enough to spew
So I belched a 'hi'
and I felt real fly
Cause I bought lots of courage from the liquor guy
and I don't think I can offend
when my hand gropes toward her cute rear end
You're suitable
You're suitable
You're suitable, it's true
Cause I'm off my face, want a warm embrace
And I'm thinkin' that you'll do
but before that-where's the loo?
La la la la (belch) ooh la la
You're suitable
You're suitable
You're suitable, c'mere, you!
Then a can of mace sprays into my face
and I find she knows kung fu
so I run for katmandu
She's bald and short
She gnaws a bagel
she gives a snort
I see her at the Subway
Her face is pretty bland
She dresses like a sewer rat
so I drain the can.
You're suitable
You're suitable
You're suitable, it's true
Got a female face, breasts in the right place
and I guess that's gonna do
Cause I drank enough to spew
So I belched a 'hi'
and I felt real fly
Cause I bought lots of courage from the liquor guy
and I don't think I can offend
when my hand gropes toward her cute rear end
You're suitable
You're suitable
You're suitable, it's true
Cause I'm off my face, want a warm embrace
And I'm thinkin' that you'll do
but before that-where's the loo?
La la la la (belch) ooh la la
You're suitable
You're suitable
You're suitable, c'mere, you!
Then a can of mace sprays into my face
and I find she knows kung fu
so I run for katmandu
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LOL - loved the ending Steve - 555 - and yes, it truly is the new "Complicated"
This parody is much more than suitable. LOL!
Great title and parody.
quite the love song...lol
Hi, Steve - us old-timers'll still remember you :-) Very funny: you sure these aren't the original lyrics?
I sees you knows poetry and prose. There's a place for you here. If you'd only stay for a while. Welcome back. 5's
Welcome back, Stevenagh. Great stuff.
That should get you into the 400.
Hope I'm not the only one who ended up feeling so sorry for the person who's perspective this parody's written from. 555
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