It's way too freezin' here, a/c's at 50
It feels like I'm in the arctic
Outside is much more comfortable
Though the heat can make you sick

I'm gonna turn the air off now
It feels like a classroom, it's frozen, see?
Now the air's at 70, that's just the way it's gotta be
I can see some icicles
I'm freezin' cool
I'm freezin' cool

My hand is stuck to the thermostat, crap
The place really has frozen over
I have to get outdoors, 'cause I can
See my breath, so cold, brrrrrrr

Remember warmer temperatures
I dream of days where I felt ok
Tell me when will all this ice go
I won't use the freezer today
See what the a/c can do
I'm freezin' cool
I'm freezin' cool

Yeah, I'm freezin' cool

And I will defrost out here
Yeah, I will take a long walk now
Tired of these sweaters
So now I'm walking 'round all these roads again
And I feel so different
Not freezin' cool
Not freezin' cool

C-cool, Not freezin' cool
Not freezin' cool