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Song Parodies -> "Chocolate"
Original Song Title:
"Yellow"
Original Performer:
Coldplay
Parody Song Title:
"Chocolate"
Parody Written by:
Josh 2
The Lyrics
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm
Look at my mars
Look how it's full of goo
And if you you touch it too
I'll beat you black and blue
I found a rare
Rare Hersheys Chocie bar
And touch it if you dare
I'll beat you black and blue
But then you took my bar
Oh what a dumb thing to do
And now your black and blue
My twix
My twix and galaxy
Nestle, Kit-Kat's are delicious
Did you know?
That I love choc'late so
That I love choc'late so
I love Yorkies
What's with 'Don't feed the birds?'
'member what not to do
cos you'll be black and blue
I chomped a Flake
I offered some to you
Oh what did I just do
Your hooked on choc'late now
Aero's
Aero's and maltesers
Dairy, Milk Caramel is lush
Did you know?
That I love choc'late so
That I love choc'late so
It's true
Look at this huge Bourneville
See my cool Toblerone
See my Cadbury
Look at this huge Bourneville
See my cool Toblerone
See my Cadbury
Look at my mars
Look how it's full of goo
And if you touch it too
Look how it's full of goo
And if you you touch it too
I'll beat you black and blue
I found a rare
Rare Hersheys Chocie bar
And touch it if you dare
I'll beat you black and blue
But then you took my bar
Oh what a dumb thing to do
And now your black and blue
My twix
My twix and galaxy
Nestle, Kit-Kat's are delicious
Did you know?
That I love choc'late so
That I love choc'late so
I love Yorkies
What's with 'Don't feed the birds?'
'member what not to do
cos you'll be black and blue
I chomped a Flake
I offered some to you
Oh what did I just do
Your hooked on choc'late now
Aero's
Aero's and maltesers
Dairy, Milk Caramel is lush
Did you know?
That I love choc'late so
That I love choc'late so
It's true
Look at this huge Bourneville
See my cool Toblerone
See my Cadbury
Look at this huge Bourneville
See my cool Toblerone
See my Cadbury
Look at my mars
Look how it's full of goo
And if you touch it too
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coldplay suck, and chocolate rules!!!! 555. if this guy called huff gives you a bad review, dont sweat it, he gave me one too, but my band just sold its 2000th copy of our album today. may not seem a lot to profesionals, but were makin money, and it sure as hell beats work!!!!
The hell I'm not going to give a bad review. I can't criticize this one. It's good. Damn good. Pacing matches up perfect, It's about a frickin candy bar, and I was laughing by the end. That's the difference between this one and the one I gave you crap for. I was laughing. Understand? If that parody was good, I'd have given 5's to you too. And it was one damn parody get over it.
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