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Song Parodies -> "Yellow #5"
Original Song Title:
"Yellow"
Original Performer:
Coldplay
Parody Song Title:
"Yellow #5"
Parody Written by:
Confission
The Lyrics
I had a Starburst lemon-flavored chew
Washed down with Mountain Dew
Yeah, it was all yellow!
Ate some Cheetos, and then I smiled at you
With all my teeth in view
And they were all yellow!
I munched on candy corn
But only the ends, of course
The part that's yellow!
My teeth, my teeth have utterly
Turned into something buttery
You know, you know it's artificial
And shrinks your testicles
I bought a jar of it, just to add to
Any food red or blue
To make it all yellow!
Emptied a bowl, looked like a small half moon
I grabbed a giant spoon
Mmm, banana Jello!
My skin, oh yeah, my pale skin
Has turned into something Asian
You'd think, you'd think my diagnosis
Is Jaundice or Hepatitis
It's true, that stuff's even in Yoohoo
That stuff's even in Yoohoo
Actually it's not
But when he's singing "you-ooh"
It sounds more like "Yoohoo"
So I threw that in
Gotta be five, not number one or two
And three or four won't do
Washed down with Mountain Dew
Yeah, it was all yellow!
Ate some Cheetos, and then I smiled at you
With all my teeth in view
And they were all yellow!
I munched on candy corn
But only the ends, of course
The part that's yellow!
My teeth, my teeth have utterly
Turned into something buttery
You know, you know it's artificial
And shrinks your testicles
I bought a jar of it, just to add to
Any food red or blue
To make it all yellow!
Emptied a bowl, looked like a small half moon
I grabbed a giant spoon
Mmm, banana Jello!
My skin, oh yeah, my pale skin
Has turned into something Asian
You'd think, you'd think my diagnosis
Is Jaundice or Hepatitis
It's true, that stuff's even in Yoohoo
That stuff's even in Yoohoo
Actually it's not
But when he's singing "you-ooh"
It sounds more like "Yoohoo"
So I threw that in
Gotta be five, not number one or two
And three or four won't do
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I give it three yellow 5s!
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