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Song Parodies -> "No Toilet Paper"
Original Song Title:
"Sooner Or Later"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Breaking Benjamin
Parody Song Title:
"No Toilet Paper"
Parody Written by:
Billy Boyd
The Lyrics
About a young guy's unfortunate predicament a Christmas party at his house.
I went to take a crap
just like I always have
I should have paid attention
but, woe, this time I didn't
When it was time to wipe
I could not believe my eyes
there was no toilet paper
not even under cabinet!
I could call my mom
but the house is full
my blood is burning through my face
No toilet paper! I really hate this
Oh, God, this is just not my day today
There's too many out there, but how long can I sit here?
I wish they would all just go away
This situation's vile
I could just see them smile
I feel I'm going crazy
Oh, man, I need some T.P!
Why did I ever invite
that cute girl that I like?
This is just too pathetic
I know she'd never forget it
I wanna call my mom
but the house is full
my blood is burning through my face
No toilet paper! I really hate this
Oh, God, this is just not my day today
There's too many out there, but how long can I sit here?
I wish they would all just go away
just like I always have
I should have paid attention
but, woe, this time I didn't
When it was time to wipe
I could not believe my eyes
there was no toilet paper
not even under cabinet!
I could call my mom
but the house is full
my blood is burning through my face
No toilet paper! I really hate this
Oh, God, this is just not my day today
There's too many out there, but how long can I sit here?
I wish they would all just go away
This situation's vile
I could just see them smile
I feel I'm going crazy
Oh, man, I need some T.P!
Why did I ever invite
that cute girl that I like?
This is just too pathetic
I know she'd never forget it
I wanna call my mom
but the house is full
my blood is burning through my face
No toilet paper! I really hate this
Oh, God, this is just not my day today
There's too many out there, but how long can I sit here?
I wish they would all just go away
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