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Song Parodies -> "The Pill (Swallow Me)"
Original Song Title:
"The Kill (Bury Me)"
Original Performer:
30 Seconds to Mars
Parody Song Title:
"The Pill (Swallow Me)"
Parody Written by:
Chris Kilo
The Lyrics
What If I got a headache?
Another splitting migraine
What would I do?
What if I sprawled on the floor?
Couldn't stand it anymore
With eye strain too
I'll soothe your head
Swallow me, swallow me
I am releiving you
What if I wanted a break?
From all these constant headaches?
What should I do?
I woke up with a pained head
Feels like my nerves are dead
With pain in my neck too
Come, soothe my head
Benumb me, benumb me
I am swallowing you
Headaches, what should I do?
I swallowed too many pills
And now I'm out on the floor
At least now, I won't have those migraine aches no more
Finally numbed myself
Finally relief
I know now, I won't have headaches at all
I'll soothe your head
Swallow me, swallow me
I am releiving you
Straining my eyes
It's killing me, killing me
Oh now what should I do?
Come, soothe my head
Gulp them down
Gulp them down
What if I had a headache?...
Another splitting migraine
What would I do?
What if I sprawled on the floor?
Couldn't stand it anymore
With eye strain too
I'll soothe your head
Swallow me, swallow me
I am releiving you
What if I wanted a break?
From all these constant headaches?
What should I do?
I woke up with a pained head
Feels like my nerves are dead
With pain in my neck too
Come, soothe my head
Benumb me, benumb me
I am swallowing you
Headaches, what should I do?
I swallowed too many pills
And now I'm out on the floor
At least now, I won't have those migraine aches no more
Finally numbed myself
Finally relief
I know now, I won't have headaches at all
I'll soothe your head
Swallow me, swallow me
I am releiving you
Straining my eyes
It's killing me, killing me
Oh now what should I do?
Come, soothe my head
Gulp them down
Gulp them down
What if I had a headache?...
Yes, benumb is a word. Meaning to make numb. Seriously, look it up.
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